Biography
Amber Marie Bollinger graduated from Bellevue High School where she still holds the high jump, hurdles, and longest make-out record. In addition to her numerous athletic and perverted accolades, she was also the Ohio all-state high jump champion, Homecoming Queen, and the recipient of many compliments regarding her physical attributes ("Best Legs," "Best Body," "Best Feet," Best Jugs," "Best Head," and also "Best Jokes"). She went on to receive a BFA from The University of Cincinnati, where she earned a scholarship to continue to run track, jump high, and break records, while majoring in Electronic Media, where she discovered her love for making movies or, rather, her love of avoiding math or economics or any real course that could help her in the real world. Upon graduation, Amber moved to "Hollywood" to pursue a career in "acting." She has appeared in over 50 national television commercials, a bushel ton of short films, as well as several feature length films, none of which you've probably seen. In 2015 Amber received the highly coveted Best Actress award for her role in the award-winning sci-fi drama "Listening." Starpulse took notice and named her TOP 5 Female Performances of 2015 alongside Rosamund Pike. Amber has also starred in numerous sketches on the world wide web, which led her to co-create one of the most absurd and adored cult comedy web series on the internet, Hollywood is Hard (for Kimmy Kim and Frutron), which has over 3 million views, and counting, probably. Frutron and Kimmy Kim remain good friends to this day. As of 2018, Amber is scream/singing in a post-punk rock called Broken Baby, digging in her garden, scrolling through Instagram, working three jobs to buy organic food, and abandoning all hope for an acting career. Update: As of 2023, Amber co-wrote a song for the Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom soundtrack. For a moment, Amber thought her original vocals made the cut, but because she's is not a celebrity, they hired a more well-known singer to perform the song instead and now they get all the credit.
