Kill Your Lawn

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Reality Television

April 22nd, 2023

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Kill Your Lawn Season 2 Episodes

Season 2

Season 1

In the vibrant suburbs of Silver Spring, Maryland, Joey Santore and Al Scorch are on a mission, posing as lawn care scam artists with a not-so-gentle touch. Their unconventional methods turn ordinary turf removal into an art form, as they conspire to transform the landscape with nothing but cardboard and trash bags. Witness the duo's antics as they dive into the world of DIY landscaping, blending humor, deception, and a touch of chaos. The unsuspecting homeowner becomes an unwitting accomplice in this lawn revolution, challenging the very notion of a green lawn with their audacious approach.

We Gotta Guy

May 23rd, 2024

In the bustling Edgewater neighborhood of Chicago, Joey Santore and Al Scorch embark on an unconventional mission to transform urban landscapes. Their secret weapon? A guy who tears out grass and non-native plants, making way for a wild prairie ecosystem right in the heart of the city. As they dream of lush native flora reclaiming the concrete jungle, a new challenge emerges: the allure of synthetic turf. Will this modern convenience derail their vision, or can Joey and Al preserve the natural beauty they are determined to cultivate?

Kill Off the Run Off

May 16th, 2024

In a bold quest to transform his church's sprawling lawn into a thriving sanctuary for nature, Father Derek turns to the dynamic duo of Joey Santore and Al Scorch. Together, they embark on an ambitious mission to re-wild the land, inviting the vibrant chaos of untamed flora and fauna to reclaim its rightful place. However, their vision faces an unexpected threat when a grizzled crab fisherman, fueled by his own stubborn will, launches a fierce assault on their efforts. As tensions rise and passions clash, Joey and Al must navigate this unpredictable terrain, balancing their dreams of ecological revival with the realities of human resistance.

Saint of Lost Lawns

May 9th, 2024

In a quiet, picturesque neighborhood, an extraordinary event shakes the community to its core—a mysterious image of St. Anthony suddenly appears on a humble lawn, sparking curiosity and wonder. Against this backdrop of awe and disbelief, two unlikely heroes, Joey and Al, embark on a mission fueled by faith and determination. Together, they confront the ordinary and the extraordinary, coaxing a reluctant landscaper to step beyond his familiar boundaries. With divine inspiration lighting their path, they challenge the status quo and transform not just a lawn, but the very spirit of a neighborhood on the brink of change.

After Lawn Special

May 2nd, 2024

In a world where manicured lawns reign supreme, one boy’s quiet fascination with native plants sparks a secret rebellion. Drawn to the wild beauty of untamed greenery, he dares to question the status quo, igniting a chain of events that disrupts his family’s carefully ordered life. When his parents uncover his clandestine lawn curiosity, their response is as unexpected as it is transformative. His punishment becomes a mission — a chance to help new neighbors battling an invasive plant crisis. Together, they embark on a journey of discovery and restoration, proving that sometimes, breaking the rules can lead to a greener, more vibrant community.

Lawnfellas

April 25th, 2024

In the heart of Chicago's concrete jungle, a duo of endearing yet inept mobsters, Joey Santore and Al Scorch, embark on their most unconventional mission yet: tackling a suburban lawn. Armed with nothing but clippers and determination, they dive into the world of greenery with all the finesse of a bull in a china shop. But the adventure doesn't stop there. Their quest takes an unexpected turn as they set their sights on a prize far more elusive than any contract—a rare wildflower, the fabled Kankakee Mallow. With dreams of transforming the suburbs of La Grange Park into a blooming paradise, these unlikely gardeners must navigate a world of flora and folly, proving that sometimes the greatest heists involve a little dirt under the nails.

Anti-Lawn Gospel

April 11th, 2024

In a world where manicured lawns reign supreme, a pair of unconventional missionaries set out on a verdant crusade. Joey Santore and Al Scorch, champions of ecological transformation, arrive at the doorstep of a neuroscientist couple with a radical proposition: rip out the invasive greenery and embrace the wild beauty of native flora. As the couple takes the plunge, their front yard blossoms into a vibrant tapestry of colors and life, challenging the norms of suburban landscapes. With each plant rooted in native soil, their journey becomes a testament to the power of nature and the courage to defy convention.

Little Ghost on the Prairie

April 11th, 2024

Joey Santore and Al Scorch return with their unyielding mission to transform America's mundane lawns into vibrant masterpieces. This time, their journey leads them to the heart of Chicago, where a creative couple awaits their transformative touch. However, the duo faces an unexpected challenge—a spectral presence haunts the grounds of Belmont Gardens. To succeed, Joey and Al must first unravel the mystery of this elusive spirit, testing their wits and courage like never before. Will they conquer the phantom and bring their vision to life, or will the ghostly secrets of the prairie prove too formidable?

Season 1