Biografia
Jamie Alexander, actor, writer, and plus-sized underwear-model, effectively masks his nightly superhuman crime-fighting with a stunning array of unnoticed and critically-ignored filmic endeavors. Accidentally hosting over 300 episodes of TBN's Virtual Memory, and mistakenly installed as Xtreme Video Zone's Video-Jockey, network officials sat stunned as Jamie's cyber-superhero in The Adventures of Megabyte Man swept the entirely fictional Film-Performance Awards for "Best Effort, Despite Circumstances". After rave reviews poured in from both of Jamie's parents, TBN officials reluctantly pinned Jamie to host several years of Access 360, and helm the world's most obscure and overlooked special television event, Great Men of History: Behind the Screens. With movement-performance work as the Master Chief in Halo 4, the Infected in Sony's Last Of Us, and an appearance as an Unsuspecting Groom in Maroon 5's Sugar music vid, Jamie ricocheted from television and video games to the silver screens-
Squeezing into skin-tight lederhosen, Jamie emerged an octave higher as Martin Wilhelm, a misguided, cultic villain in the zany detective farce, Rock Slyde, and sans-lederhosen as the trepidatious, new pastor, Jack Jacobs, in Can I Get A Witness Protection.
As penance for his previous attempts at "professional acting", Jamie found himself suffocating under an articulated, rubber head (brain lederhosen) as the mysterious Pyke Boss in The Book of Boba Fett, and soon after, wore a crisp-yet-breathable button-up shirt in Man From Nowhere, and a cool jacket to lead the supernatural thriller Fin.
Most recently, Jamie's karaoke savant (and glute-ishly-bulbous) performance as Mark Hixon in Chonda Pierce's Roll With It, won "Largest Hair and Tightest Red Body Suit" at all international awards shows, and he popped at least 12 blood vessels in his neck as the uber-stressed Gaming CEO, Miles Sugar, in Matter of Time.
In his free time, Jamie enjoys crushing evil with his bare hands, yogurt cups, and penning the rags-to-riches biography of Dark Dynasty K9's Marlon Grennan: The Pit Bull King.
And with staggering efficiency, Jamie's work continues to evade popular awareness, save a recent commercial for Humira, a creamy, topical ointment for Chronic Plaque Psoriasis, which swept national audiences with waves of mild discomfort.
