Biografia
Jamie Alexander, actor, writer, and plus-sized underwear model, skillfully conceals his nightly superhuman crime-fighting behind a diverse range of overlooked and critically ignored film projects. Unintentionally hosting over 300 episodes of TBN's Virtual Memory and accidentally appointed as Xtreme Video Zone's Video-Jockey, network executives were astonished when Jamie's cyber-superhero role in The Adventures of Megabyte Man dominated the entirely fictional Film-Performance Awards for "Best Effort, Despite Circumstances." Following glowing reviews from both of Jamie's parents, TBN officials reluctantly assigned him to host several seasons of Access 360 and lead the world's most obscure and underappreciated special television event, Great Men of History: Behind the Screens. With movement-performance roles as the Master Chief in Halo 4, the Infected in Sony's Last of Us, and a cameo as an Unsuspecting Groom in Maroon 5's Sugar music video, Jamie transitioned seamlessly from television and video games to the big screen.
Donning tight lederhosen, Jamie took on the role of Martin Wilhelm, a misguided cult villain in the quirky detective comedy Rock Slyde, and without lederhosen, portrayed the nervous new pastor Jack Jacobs in Can I Get A Witness Protection.
As atonement for his earlier "professional acting" attempts, Jamie endured wearing an articulated rubber head (brain lederhosen) as the enigmatic Pyke Boss in The Book of Boba Fett, followed by appearances in a crisp, breathable button-up shirt in Man From Nowhere and a stylish jacket as the lead in the supernatural thriller Fin.
Most recently, Jamie's karaoke enthusiast (and notably glute-enhanced) portrayal of Mark Hixon in Chonda Pierce's Roll With It earned him the "Largest Hair and Tightest Red Bodysuit" award at international ceremonies, while he strained at least a dozen blood vessels in his neck playing the overworked Gaming CEO Miles Sugar in Matter of Time.
In his spare moments, Jamie enjoys vanquishing evil with his bare hands and yogurt cups, as well as writing the rags-to-riches biography of Dark Dynasty K9's Marlon Grennan: The Pit Bull King.
Continuing with remarkable efficiency, Jamie's work remains largely unnoticed by the public, except for a recent commercial for Humira, a creamy topical ointment for Chronic Plaque Psoriasis, which captivated national audiences with waves of mild discomfort.
